This life is all wrong for you, ddaeng

[mochim]

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[monie]

You also think it's probably a rat?

Who knows that we're close with J-Hope? Other than Kookie, it's a low list that'd suspect that. One of them is plotting against us.

[bluemold]

Has to be someone inside. Deep. I don't let anyone hear when I talk to Hobi for real.

He's not careless either, so either we have someone who's both deep inside Hobi's business and our side of things or at least two people working together.

[monie]

God damn it.

Would the kids even know the name? They probably just got information from a middle man so it's possible they only know names of the Dark Dragons that told them, not our side of things.

It could get trickier.

[bluemold]

I doubt they know more. Although that annoying kid might, I think he's smarter than he knows, so there's a chance. But he can help us narrow down who of the Dragons we're going after.

Easier than outright war.

[monie]

True. I think we could set a trap. If we stored something else with Hobi or did some kind of business deal through his bar, we could snare them in a trap.

We have to be careful, they're dangerous guys. They do all the scummy shit we won't touch like human trafficking.

[bluemold]

Yeah, and I don't want them to sell your hot ass.

Seriously, we can deal with them. I just want to smoke out the rat first. Maybe something else with Hobi, though would they really buy that I'd do that again?

[monie]

They might if I did it and handled the deal. I have a soft spot for Hobi.

Everyone knows I'm the weak link.

[bluemold]

You are not. You

Whatever. You are right about people buying that.

[monie]

It's okay, I'm fine with it.

I can kill a man, doesn't mean I have to feel good about it. As long as I do it.

I'll text Hobi rn.

[bluemold]

You know I'd let you take a break. If you want one.

Go on a date or something. I'll set you up a tinder or what the kids use these days.

[monie]

Nah, I'm fine!

I like my job, I like you, Kookie and Hobi and besides, I get free hotdogs and I get to badly chat up all manner of boys and girls. I'm a lucky guy.

[bluemold]

Do you chat anyone up outside the business?

I know you do it badly, that's a given.

[monie]

Nah. Work is my life.

I wouldn't risk telling anyone anything.

[bluemold]

Then just don't tell them anything. I haven't told anyone I've dated anything since middle school.

[monie]

I like to be open and honest.

It's a problem, I suck. I wish I could be more secretive.

[bluemold]

We'll go out when this situation is under control. Maybe we can find you someone.

They don't have to be ignorant, just keep them from the parts that make you squeamish?

[monie]

I guess.

You know, I'm fine being alone with a good boy and omg that is the nerdiest thing i've ever said i need to get laid :(

[bluemold]

Damn, you nerd.

Horny nerd too, 'fine being alone with a good boy'?

All right, we are finding you a good boy.

[monie]

leave me alone

i have porn, i'm fine.

[bluemold]

good boy porn?

I bet you're not even watching porn, just watching k-drama.

[monie]

there's a load of handsome guys in it and they are good boys

also fuck you

[bluemold]

Don't hate me for knowing your type.

I've no idea where to meet good boys, but I'll find out for you, Joonie.

[monie]

I can find my own date. And besides, I AM plenty fine alone.

i just got a new book and everything.

[bluemold]

Fucking hell.

Does that mean you'll chew my ears off about a book again for weeks? Because I'd really rather you talk about a hot guy instead.

[monie]

HEY

Fine, you won't get to hear about my book. And it's a really good one too. So. Yeah. Sucks to be you.