This life is all wrong for you, ddaeng

[mochim]

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[monie]

God damn it.

Would the kids even know the name? They probably just got information from a middle man so it's possible they only know names of the Dark Dragons that told them, not our side of things.

It could get trickier.

[bluemold]

I doubt they know more. Although that annoying kid might, I think he's smarter than he knows, so there's a chance. But he can help us narrow down who of the Dragons we're going after.

Easier than outright war.

[monie]

True. I think we could set a trap. If we stored something else with Hobi or did some kind of business deal through his bar, we could snare them in a trap.

We have to be careful, they're dangerous guys. They do all the scummy shit we won't touch like human trafficking.

[bluemold]

Yeah, and I don't want them to sell your hot ass.

Seriously, we can deal with them. I just want to smoke out the rat first. Maybe something else with Hobi, though would they really buy that I'd do that again?

[monie]

They might if I did it and handled the deal. I have a soft spot for Hobi.

Everyone knows I'm the weak link.

[bluemold]

You are not. You

Whatever. You are right about people buying that.

[monie]

It's okay, I'm fine with it.

I can kill a man, doesn't mean I have to feel good about it. As long as I do it.

I'll text Hobi rn.

[bluemold]

You know I'd let you take a break. If you want one.

Go on a date or something. I'll set you up a tinder or what the kids use these days.

[monie]

Nah, I'm fine!

I like my job, I like you, Kookie and Hobi and besides, I get free hotdogs and I get to badly chat up all manner of boys and girls. I'm a lucky guy.

[bluemold]

Do you chat anyone up outside the business?

I know you do it badly, that's a given.

[monie]

Nah. Work is my life.

I wouldn't risk telling anyone anything.

[bluemold]

Then just don't tell them anything. I haven't told anyone I've dated anything since middle school.

[monie]

I like to be open and honest.

It's a problem, I suck. I wish I could be more secretive.

[bluemold]

We'll go out when this situation is under control. Maybe we can find you someone.

They don't have to be ignorant, just keep them from the parts that make you squeamish?

[monie]

I guess.

You know, I'm fine being alone with a good boy and omg that is the nerdiest thing i've ever said i need to get laid :(

[bluemold]

Damn, you nerd.

Horny nerd too, 'fine being alone with a good boy'?

All right, we are finding you a good boy.

[monie]

leave me alone

i have porn, i'm fine.

[bluemold]

good boy porn?

I bet you're not even watching porn, just watching k-drama.

[monie]

there's a load of handsome guys in it and they are good boys

also fuck you

[bluemold]

Don't hate me for knowing your type.

I've no idea where to meet good boys, but I'll find out for you, Joonie.

[monie]

I can find my own date. And besides, I AM plenty fine alone.

i just got a new book and everything.

[bluemold]

Fucking hell.

Does that mean you'll chew my ears off about a book again for weeks? Because I'd really rather you talk about a hot guy instead.

[monie]

HEY

Fine, you won't get to hear about my book. And it's a really good one too. So. Yeah. Sucks to be you.

[bluemold]

Shame. I'm sad.

Date the annoying kid, maybe you can seduce him into giving you the names. He's kinda hot.

[monie]

I'm not going to seduce anyone that dumb. I want to have an intellectual conversation.

Besides, it'd be like ... idk dating kookie. ew.