This life is all wrong for you, ddaeng

[mochim]

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[bluemold]

We'll go out when this situation is under control. Maybe we can find you someone.

They don't have to be ignorant, just keep them from the parts that make you squeamish?

[monie]

I guess.

You know, I'm fine being alone with a good boy and omg that is the nerdiest thing i've ever said i need to get laid :(

[bluemold]

Damn, you nerd.

Horny nerd too, 'fine being alone with a good boy'?

All right, we are finding you a good boy.

[monie]

leave me alone

i have porn, i'm fine.

[bluemold]

good boy porn?

I bet you're not even watching porn, just watching k-drama.

[monie]

there's a load of handsome guys in it and they are good boys

also fuck you

[bluemold]

Don't hate me for knowing your type.

I've no idea where to meet good boys, but I'll find out for you, Joonie.

[monie]

I can find my own date. And besides, I AM plenty fine alone.

i just got a new book and everything.

[bluemold]

Fucking hell.

Does that mean you'll chew my ears off about a book again for weeks? Because I'd really rather you talk about a hot guy instead.

[monie]

HEY

Fine, you won't get to hear about my book. And it's a really good one too. So. Yeah. Sucks to be you.

[bluemold]

Shame. I'm sad.

Date the annoying kid, maybe you can seduce him into giving you the names. He's kinda hot.

[monie]

I'm not going to seduce anyone that dumb. I want to have an intellectual conversation.

Besides, it'd be like ... idk dating kookie. ew.

[bluemold]

You say that, but the last person you dated was dumb, just really pretty. I think you never listened to a word they said.

He's not that young. I think. I don't know how old he is.

[monie]

I did. That's why I dumped him.

They looked older than Kookie so idk 20-12???

still not going to fuck 'em.

[bluemold]

Took you a while, is all I'm saying. You are as shallow as the rest of us, you intellectual.

Now you've made it gross.

[monie]

I was really horny and he was really handsome. I was weak, shut up!

You wanted me to seduce the idiot!

[bluemold]

So weak for pretty boys. Shame, that brain going to waste.

He's not an idiot, he's just annoying. Maybe slightly insane.

[monie]

If he stole from you, he's probably an idiot.

Which one is the one you think is pretty? Do they have names?

[bluemold]

True that.

They are both good-looking. Tae and Jimin. Tae is the annoying one.

[monie]

I'm sure Kookie will have fun with him.

I wonder if they're good at anything besides making a mess of their lives. I'm going to do a background check if I can.

[bluemold]

Isn't Jungkook straight?

Yeah, Joon, next to being a street kid, Tae also has a doctorate in horticulture.

[monie]

I heard rumours he's bi so you tell me. Kids these days.

Hey, you don't know. There might be something worthwhile in their files. I'm running a check now. Hit me up with some surnames.

[bluemold]

Is it heterophobic that it makes me like him more?

They'll have the same sob story as everyone else. Park Jimin and Kim Taehyung.

[monie]

Nah, just about right with us.

What kind of sob story are you predicting? We should take a bet. Abusive parents??? Drugs??? Probably minor offences.

[bluemold]

betting on abusive parents with Tae, he's got that anger, you know what i mean

Jimin's a harder read. Kind of a good boy. Has some stuff he tries to suppress. Thinks the world works different than it does.