This life is all wrong for you, ddaeng

[mochim]

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[monie]

I'm not going to seduce anyone that dumb. I want to have an intellectual conversation.

Besides, it'd be like ... idk dating kookie. ew.

[bluemold]

You say that, but the last person you dated was dumb, just really pretty. I think you never listened to a word they said.

He's not that young. I think. I don't know how old he is.

[monie]

I did. That's why I dumped him.

They looked older than Kookie so idk 20-12???

still not going to fuck 'em.

[bluemold]

Took you a while, is all I'm saying. You are as shallow as the rest of us, you intellectual.

Now you've made it gross.

[monie]

I was really horny and he was really handsome. I was weak, shut up!

You wanted me to seduce the idiot!

[bluemold]

So weak for pretty boys. Shame, that brain going to waste.

He's not an idiot, he's just annoying. Maybe slightly insane.

[monie]

If he stole from you, he's probably an idiot.

Which one is the one you think is pretty? Do they have names?

[bluemold]

True that.

They are both good-looking. Tae and Jimin. Tae is the annoying one.

[monie]

I'm sure Kookie will have fun with him.

I wonder if they're good at anything besides making a mess of their lives. I'm going to do a background check if I can.

[bluemold]

Isn't Jungkook straight?

Yeah, Joon, next to being a street kid, Tae also has a doctorate in horticulture.

[monie]

I heard rumours he's bi so you tell me. Kids these days.

Hey, you don't know. There might be something worthwhile in their files. I'm running a check now. Hit me up with some surnames.

[bluemold]

Is it heterophobic that it makes me like him more?

They'll have the same sob story as everyone else. Park Jimin and Kim Taehyung.

[monie]

Nah, just about right with us.

What kind of sob story are you predicting? We should take a bet. Abusive parents??? Drugs??? Probably minor offences.

[bluemold]

betting on abusive parents with Tae, he's got that anger, you know what i mean

Jimin's a harder read. Kind of a good boy. Has some stuff he tries to suppress. Thinks the world works different than it does.

[monie]

Probably a dickhead dad then. We both know what that does to someone. He has some priors and looks like he's a drop out.

I'll look into him in a sec but so far, Tae is pretty text book. Poor kid.

[bluemold]

You are such a bleeding heart. He's got a shitty deal, who doesn't?

I swear, if it wasn't for me you'd be a social worker.

[monie]

I care, sue me. I can't help it.

Oh shit, Park Jimin is an interesting kid. He's a missing person. A run away. From a mental hospital... woah, there are some layers to unpack here.

[bluemold]

That's dark and twisted.

So, how insane is he?

[monie]

I can't access his medical records because they're pretty locked, give me a few to get in there. But he's been in and out since he as eight years old.

He also didn't graduate but I'm not even shocked.

[bluemold]

Well.

All right, that's messed up. You can be protective of him.

[monie]

it looks like he has a dissociative disorder with fugue states stemming from a childhood trauma. And then there's some medical shit I don't understand at all.

Shit, well, that ain't cliche.

[bluemold]

So how did he get out? Thought these places are pretty secure.

[monie]

On the day of a fire alarm, from the looks of it. I guess he just slipped out of the crowd and made a break for it when no one was watching? Either that or someone helped him.

idk maybe Tae helped him.

[bluemold]

fun times, cool story, still theft

Don't go to soft on them.

[monie]

One's insane and the other is an abuse victim.

Yeah, why would I feel bad for them?