This life is all wrong for you, ddaeng

[mochim]

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[vante]

HYUNG!!!!

[vante]

I'm so happy!!!

[vante]

I'm so sad!!!

:(

[monie]

You're both?

[vante]

SO?!

I bet you are too.

[monie]

Why?

What are you talking about?

[vante]

i bet you are jealous too and also sad, now your best friend will have less time

tho I guess min yoongi never has time anyway

still

sad

[monie]

We spend the same amount together.

I've been around him dating before. It doesn't make a big difference.

And I'm not jealous, I'm happy for them.

What's up, kid? You lonely now your buddy moved out?

[vante]

no? is he a good boyfriend? he better be a good boyfriend or ill

ill do nothing, because he's min yoongi, but ill be mad at him

u should be jealous, i looked up the gun that he gave jimin and its $20000! if i looked it up right! thats a lot of dollars

OF COURSE I'M LONELY :(

[monie]

He's a great boyfriend... if he's actually in love and he doesn't want to self destruct.

And I don't think he does so this can only end well!

That's quite a few, yeah. Crime pays.

Do you want to hang out some time, kiddo?

[vante]

he better actually be in love... JIMIN DESERVES THE BEST

do u buy ur boyfriends stuff like that? not that i wanna be ur boyfriend, thats icky

i wanna hang out all the time, lets hang out now

[monie]

I would if I was in love but I'm not. My last boyfriend was an ass so I kind of haven't ever needed to spend that much.

Come over to mine, I'll send you the address.

But there's a condition.

[vante]

bet your next bf is gonna be gr8

no one ever wanted to be my bf

whats the condition?

[monie]

Here's hoping but I'm good not dating.

I'm sure that's not true.

Bring me a soda.

[vante]

nah, guys just wanna f me

sorry hyung

I WILL BRING ALL THE SODA

or like one, i dont wanna carry so much

[monie]

You'll find a nice boy now you're not hanging about the streets.

Make sure it's a good one or I'll lock you out.

Carry a few cans, not just one! You can do it. Strength training.

[vante]

maybeeee, but will they buy me expensive stuff tho

ill bring an actual brand soda!

can i just carry 1 bottle?

[monie]

If you get a rich boyfriend.

Nope.

Carry me three cans of brand soda.

GO FIGHT WIN

[vante]

all the rich people are old and ugly :(

u make me work so hard, hyunggg

but im coming

[monie]

We all have a lot of crash and we're young.

I have to make you work hard.

Lazy youth need to be product!

[vante]

yeeeeah, but most of u are taken and u dont want me, breaks my heart

[monie]

i want you as a brother???

i'm really not into people younger than me.

[vante]

yknow im like two years younger than u, k?

anyway, im not into u either

i thought i was into jimin, but then i wasnt

[monie]

please, i'm old in spirit. trust me. i feel like i'm pushing 40.

was that a recent thing or not?

you liking jimin.

[vante]

then min yoongi is pushing ninety

naaah, hes been in love with min yoongi since forever now

i liked him before we met u

did u like min yoongi?