This life is all wrong for you, ddaeng

[mochim]

Comments

[monie]

I would if I was in love but I'm not. My last boyfriend was an ass so I kind of haven't ever needed to spend that much.

Come over to mine, I'll send you the address.

But there's a condition.

[vante]

bet your next bf is gonna be gr8

no one ever wanted to be my bf

whats the condition?

[monie]

Here's hoping but I'm good not dating.

I'm sure that's not true.

Bring me a soda.

[vante]

nah, guys just wanna f me

sorry hyung

I WILL BRING ALL THE SODA

or like one, i dont wanna carry so much

[monie]

You'll find a nice boy now you're not hanging about the streets.

Make sure it's a good one or I'll lock you out.

Carry a few cans, not just one! You can do it. Strength training.

[vante]

maybeeee, but will they buy me expensive stuff tho

ill bring an actual brand soda!

can i just carry 1 bottle?

[monie]

If you get a rich boyfriend.

Nope.

Carry me three cans of brand soda.

GO FIGHT WIN

[vante]

all the rich people are old and ugly :(

u make me work so hard, hyunggg

but im coming

[monie]

We all have a lot of crash and we're young.

I have to make you work hard.

Lazy youth need to be product!

[vante]

yeeeeah, but most of u are taken and u dont want me, breaks my heart

[monie]

i want you as a brother???

i'm really not into people younger than me.

[vante]

yknow im like two years younger than u, k?

anyway, im not into u either

i thought i was into jimin, but then i wasnt

[monie]

please, i'm old in spirit. trust me. i feel like i'm pushing 40.

was that a recent thing or not?

you liking jimin.

[vante]

then min yoongi is pushing ninety

naaah, hes been in love with min yoongi since forever now

i liked him before we met u

did u like min yoongi?

[monie]

Forever? You mean like what? Two months.

Do you feel sad that you didn't get a chance to date him?

I never really liked Yoongi like that but I've known him since I was young so I guess he's more of a brother than anything.

[vante]

basically! i think since he got him a room with a balcony

nah, i dont think i really liked him like that, i just like cuddling him and i can still do that so its all good

must be weird to grow up with someone and know that hes gonna be your boss

[monie]

Yoongi had a crush pretty early in. He called him pretty the day he kidnapped you guys.

I'm glad. That's just close friends, you know? Hobi does that to me.

He's always been a boss. I was told from as long as I could remember that my destiny was to do this. To work in the mob, to be by Yoongi's side and to prove myself. And I almost failed a lot - Yoongi is the whole reason I'm here.

[vante]

I know, I called him a perv

hes not tho, jimin says, hes totally keeping jimin horny, whats that about?

hobi is a good cuddler! :D

i wanna know the whole story, hyung, can u let me in?! i'm here

[monie]

he's a gentleman, your friend is ridiculously lucky, you know?

I dunno, kid.

It'll hurt my rep if you blab it around town, you know?

[vante]

i told him min yoongis dick may not work, but jimin already knows it does

also don't tell min yoongi i said that i think hed kill me

so now you can tell me everything, cause i told you this! :D lemme iiiiin!

[monie]

Just never say that shit around him.

There's not a lot to tell!

We were kids, we trained up together, we had to make our own place in the world and I accidentally shot someone once. End of story.

[vante]

now u r just not letting me in so i cant see ur face

ill drink all ur soda!

[monie]

You need to knock politely.

And ask nicely.

[vante]

pls namjoon hyung

:D

[monie]

"Ooh, milk soda."

Okay, that was a win. He reached out and took the milk soda, opening it up so he could take a sip and holding the door open for Tae to come in, hopefully bringing more drinks. Rapmon, his adorable little dog, bounced around his feet and leapt at Tae. "Oi! Down! Bad dog."

He was trying to train him out of it. "You can sit on the couch."