This life is all wrong for you, ddaeng

[mochim]

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[vante]

I know, I called him a perv

hes not tho, jimin says, hes totally keeping jimin horny, whats that about?

hobi is a good cuddler! :D

i wanna know the whole story, hyung, can u let me in?! i'm here

[monie]

he's a gentleman, your friend is ridiculously lucky, you know?

I dunno, kid.

It'll hurt my rep if you blab it around town, you know?

[vante]

i told him min yoongis dick may not work, but jimin already knows it does

also don't tell min yoongi i said that i think hed kill me

so now you can tell me everything, cause i told you this! :D lemme iiiiin!

[monie]

Just never say that shit around him.

There's not a lot to tell!

We were kids, we trained up together, we had to make our own place in the world and I accidentally shot someone once. End of story.

[vante]

now u r just not letting me in so i cant see ur face

ill drink all ur soda!

[monie]

You need to knock politely.

And ask nicely.

[vante]

pls namjoon hyung

:D

[monie]

"Ooh, milk soda."

Okay, that was a win. He reached out and took the milk soda, opening it up so he could take a sip and holding the door open for Tae to come in, hopefully bringing more drinks. Rapmon, his adorable little dog, bounced around his feet and leapt at Tae. "Oi! Down! Bad dog."

He was trying to train him out of it. "You can sit on the couch."