"So, let me get this straight..." Hobi laid next to Namjoon as he had him tied spread eagle to his bed, lazily drawing on his bare chest with his finger and mostly just enjoying the moment. "Your father was concerned about people making fun of you for being queer and so he decided that you should have an attractive man follow you around 24/7 for your safety?"
Hobi was not sure whether that was the ideal way to do it. "Damn. I hope he convinces my father to do that too, that's the best idea I've ever heard."
"It's so fucking stupid but you know my dad. He fucking hates ... all of this. Oh, if he could see me now." Namjoon huffed out a playful laugh cause, you know, it was pretty funny. He was so freaked out by the idea of him continuing to live the life he was that he hired him a bodyguard. "It's cause I wore that skirt to the party. I think I gave him a heart attack."
He didn't get why. He wore pants under it! Looking up a Hobi, he licked his lips and tugged a little on the ropes. "What if he starts getting in my way though?"
"How would he get in your way? He has to listen to you, right?" Evidently, given he right now had to wait outside. Which was pretty damn hilarious, all things considered. "I wouldn't worry about it. He's kinda cute anyway, you should invite him in."
Hobi leaned over to lick over Namjoon's nipple, since he got to. "You looked hot in that skirt, by the way."
He felt as if he needed to be told. "I like when you go all fashion forward, gives me something to look at."
"My dad told him that I'm under threat because he didn't want to admit he's just paranoid about his queer kid. He barely wants to acknowledge that I am queer. He has to 'protect me from anyone leading me astray'." That was a pretty board idea and depending on what kind of guy his new body guard was - that could include guys like Hobi.
Namjoon moaned with little filter, arching up towards Hobi and smiling at him, lazy but satisfied.
"I thought you'd like it. Pleated and black. I wanted to wear my tights but dad would have killed me himself.
"Then you should wear that just for me. Send me a picture." Hobi laughed and rolled over so he was on top of Namjoon, folding his arms on his chest to look at him with a mischievous smile. "So we just have to keep him from thinking badly of me, huh?"
Probably would have helped if he wasn't likely able to hear all of Namjoon's moans, but whatever. Hobi didn't feel like holding back, never really did. "You can just bribe him. I bet he's poor." Most people were, so hey. "How much does a bodyguard make, anyway? Just give him money. Or a blowjob."
"Ignore him, he's always here lately." Namjoon slapped Yejoon a little to make him stop staring at Yoongi, who had been standing around him since they got to the club an hour ago. It was loud, people were dancing and drinking and Namjoon was chilling in a private booth, leaning on Soohyun and pretending to care about what him and Yejoon were discussing. Sometimes stupid, probably cars.
Cars, bitches, work and guns. Boooooring. "Suga, dude, chill. We're in a club. Sit down or get a drink or something. Standing around me is creepy." Namjoon pulled out some cash and held it out. "I'll pay you this much to fuck off for like five minutes."
Yoongi stared at the money for a few seconds, then he just shook his head, but did gesture with his hand. "I'll be over there."
He had to keep an eye on Namjoon, especially in a location like this, but it was not worth arguing about. So he just moved away without another word, ending up leaning against a wall and still watching Namjoon and the general area, but no longer creeping right there.
"Who is he? Suga? He's kinda hot." Well, Yejoon was just saying, as he strained his neck to look at him again.
"Namjoon got himself a guard, huh?" Soohyun laughed and ruffled Namjoon's hair. "Were you too naughty? Be careful, or daddy will cut your pocket money next."
"Dad freaked out over the skirt. I dunno why. Who even cares? Suddenly I have a guard. I know he has another name but I just call him Suga. I suppose it's a bit like having a pet." Namjoon mused as he watched Yoongi leaning against the wall, away but close enough, still watching him. Namjoon waved and smiled. "He's my cockblocker."
Oh yeah, his life sucked. "Dad wants to make sure I don't get queer with any boys but, uh, you know... Suga seems pretty chill about it so it's not even working. He thinks he has to be all serious and protect me."
"So he's not doing his job, huh?" Soohyun glanced over, while he ran a hand up under Namjoon's shirt, lazily drawing a circle on his back. "He looks like a professional thought. Not muscle, but trained. You know, those guys that are ex-army or navy or whatever the hell that can kill a guy with their thumbs."
"So cool. You're lucky, Namjoon, what are you whining for?" Yejoon didn't even think this was fair. Namjoon had all the luck! "Can't be cheap. Maybe your daddy cares for you after all."
The next morning, the smell of breakfast being cooked would wake Namjoon. Yoongi had put him down on the couch and made him as comfortable as possible, gotten a lot of liquid in him to limit the hangover a little and draped a blanket over him and now he was in the kitchen, working on breakfast.
Well, he was hungry and he had worked overtime for this, so he might as well get something out of it. He had his earbuds in, listening to music, lips moving slightly as he sang along silently.
Namjoon sat up like the undead, staring at nothing for a while before lying back down. He did that a few times, almost woke up, but the pain of the hang over sent him back to sleep. It was easier to sleep than suffer.
When he finally did wake, he staggered upright and came into the kitchen, rubbing his head and watching Yoongi curiously. "Good morning." Why did he feel like he did something stupid last night. "... I'm sorry?"
"...What? Why? What did happen?" Cause he thought he had a vague idea but Yoongi was sorry? Oh man. Did they fuck? Is that why he was sorry? Seemed weird to fuck on the couch when his dad could turn up. Also he said he didn't fuck clients. So maybe not. "I know why I'm sorry, kinda, vaguely, why are you?"
He took a fork and picked at his food, eating some of it. "Last night is a blurry. I think I said some stupid shit and then fucked Soohyun."
Yoongi had been a few feet away, because Namjoon told him all the time that creeping was creepy, so whatever. As long as he could keep an eye on him, he trusted himself to be fast enough, should something happen. He assumed the guy was someone else Namjoon had relations with - and maybe it was. But right now it was someone who was pulling Namjoon into a car, definitely against his will, and Yoongi already had his gun out.
He shot the driver through the open passenger door and then a second bullet hit the guy's shoulder, which meant that by the time he reached Namjoon, he could pull him free easily enough. "Stay behind me!"
He was hoping that once, just once, Namjoon would simply listen.
"Ah, what the fuck? You weirdo!" He yanked his arm. Man, it really hurt. He just said he was busy, why couldn't this guy take no for an answer? He was getting harsher now, yanking his arm too hard and then suddenly, there were gunshots. He didn't know what was going on but he made a swift retreat behind Yoongi.
The second guy climbed over, shoving the first guy out onto the pavement and trying to start up the car and get the hell away from them.
Namjoon was in shock. What the hell was happening? "I-- what? No! Yoongi, don't shoot! I know this guy." And it was confusing, sure, but he did smack Yoongi's hand down to stop him from killing him. "I know him! This must be a mistake!"
"He wanted to take you." Seriously, how stupid was Namjoon? But Yoongi had an inkling that Namjoon's father would want answers from the man, so instead of shooting this guy as well, he shot at the nearest tire first and then tried to hit the motor, which was a bit difficult from the current position.
Looking around he tried to figure out what would be the least risky move. He couldn't get in the car to take the guy down, he had no one to guard Namjoon in the meantime. "Who is this guy? Namjoon!"
"Haejin, we know each other! Hey! Man! What the fuck is going on?"
Namjoon didn't think about keeping distance, he tried to move closer and understand what was happening. Jungsuk was dead on the pavement, Haejin was bleeding and Yoongi was shooting at them. This was crazy. He knew these guys, they were a little rough sometimes but they were good guys. The guy was desperately trying to start the car and Namjoon rushed ahead, grabbing the side of the window frame to try and stop it, catching his hand on some glass by accident. Ow. "Yo, man! What are you playing at?" He wasn't sure what response he expected.
Yoongi knocked the door to Namjoon's room, not even surprised that it came to that. Namjoon had been truly shaken yesterday and it wasn't as if he liked work even when he wasn't feeling like that, so him not showing up was really to be expected.
Still a major pain in the ass, however.
He knocked again, then called out. "Joon-ah! It's Suga. Can I come in?"
Namjoon had showered, gotten dressed for work and then just lost all drive and laid back down on his bed. He was ready to go, he just didn't want to go. So instead, he was hugging Ryan and watching G-Dragon vids on his phone. He paused the video as Yoongi came in, smiling at him. "Sorry, Suga-hyung... I, uh, I dunno. Work seemed like a lot today. I didn't wanna."
He hugged Ryan even harder. "Work is so ... worky."
"I see." Yeah, he was going to get even more heat for this, but whatever. For now Yoongi sent a text explaining that Namjoon wasn't in shape to work today, then he sat down on the edge of the bed next to Namjoon. "You could have told me sooner. Just. For future reference. I'm ready to take that bullet for you too, but a heads up is appreciated."
He looked at Namjoon as he hugged his stuffed toy, smiling a little bit before indicated Namjoon's phone. "What are you up to?"
"Watching some old school Big Bang and lamenting their break up. I miss them." Namjoon sighed and tilted his head back, smiling at Yoongi and then reaching out. He grabbed Yoongi and persistently yanked him closer so he could see. "I dunno if you like them, I don't care. They are the best. G-Dragon was my sexual awakening. I got a boner watching Bang Bang."
He really didn't need to share this info but he did it anyway. Because it mattered. "Sit next to me."
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Hobi was not sure whether that was the ideal way to do it. "Damn. I hope he convinces my father to do that too, that's the best idea I've ever heard."
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He didn't get why. He wore pants under it! Looking up a Hobi, he licked his lips and tugged a little on the ropes. "What if he starts getting in my way though?"
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Hobi leaned over to lick over Namjoon's nipple, since he got to. "You looked hot in that skirt, by the way."
He felt as if he needed to be told. "I like when you go all fashion forward, gives me something to look at."
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Namjoon moaned with little filter, arching up towards Hobi and smiling at him, lazy but satisfied.
"I thought you'd like it. Pleated and black. I wanted to wear my tights but dad would have killed me himself.
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Probably would have helped if he wasn't likely able to hear all of Namjoon's moans, but whatever. Hobi didn't feel like holding back, never really did. "You can just bribe him. I bet he's poor." Most people were, so hey. "How much does a bodyguard make, anyway? Just give him money. Or a blowjob."
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Cars, bitches, work and guns. Boooooring. "Suga, dude, chill. We're in a club. Sit down or get a drink or something. Standing around me is creepy." Namjoon pulled out some cash and held it out. "I'll pay you this much to fuck off for like five minutes."
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He had to keep an eye on Namjoon, especially in a location like this, but it was not worth arguing about. So he just moved away without another word, ending up leaning against a wall and still watching Namjoon and the general area, but no longer creeping right there.
"Who is he? Suga? He's kinda hot." Well, Yejoon was just saying, as he strained his neck to look at him again.
"Namjoon got himself a guard, huh?" Soohyun laughed and ruffled Namjoon's hair. "Were you too naughty? Be careful, or daddy will cut your pocket money next."
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Oh yeah, his life sucked. "Dad wants to make sure I don't get queer with any boys but, uh, you know... Suga seems pretty chill about it so it's not even working. He thinks he has to be all serious and protect me."
As if. He was doing time.
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"So cool. You're lucky, Namjoon, what are you whining for?" Yejoon didn't even think this was fair. Namjoon had all the luck! "Can't be cheap. Maybe your daddy cares for you after all."
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Well, he was hungry and he had worked overtime for this, so he might as well get something out of it. He had his earbuds in, listening to music, lips moving slightly as he sang along silently.
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When he finally did wake, he staggered upright and came into the kitchen, rubbing his head and watching Yoongi curiously. "Good morning." Why did he feel like he did something stupid last night. "... I'm sorry?"
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He paused, flipping the pan he was using to make sure it wouldn't burn. "I am sorry too."
He had had a lot of time to think about it, so he had ultimately arrived on that conclusion. "You should eat. You'll feel better quicker."
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He took a fork and picked at his food, eating some of it. "Last night is a blurry. I think I said some stupid shit and then fucked Soohyun."
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to Jungkook
hope u had breakfast
dinner is in the fridge, just heat it up
if u are with taetae, you better both do your homework before playing computer games
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Me and TaeTae broke our personal records in overwatch last night so all is well. We had a sleepover. Hope that's okay. PG sleep over. We snuggled :D
Thanks for the food.
I did my homework. Tae ... draw a flower. Good enough.
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is there a thing about rly smart ppl being rly useless and weird?
whatever
glad u are having fun, make sure to stay pg
school was good?
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School is fine, home is fine, eomma and appa are fine.
HOW ARE YOU???
How's the rich brat?
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He shot the driver through the open passenger door and then a second bullet hit the guy's shoulder, which meant that by the time he reached Namjoon, he could pull him free easily enough. "Stay behind me!"
He was hoping that once, just once, Namjoon would simply listen.
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The second guy climbed over, shoving the first guy out onto the pavement and trying to start up the car and get the hell away from them.
Namjoon was in shock. What the hell was happening? "I-- what? No! Yoongi, don't shoot! I know this guy." And it was confusing, sure, but he did smack Yoongi's hand down to stop him from killing him. "I know him! This must be a mistake!"
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Looking around he tried to figure out what would be the least risky move. He couldn't get in the car to take the guy down, he had no one to guard Namjoon in the meantime. "Who is this guy? Namjoon!"
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Namjoon didn't think about keeping distance, he tried to move closer and understand what was happening. Jungsuk was dead on the pavement, Haejin was bleeding and Yoongi was shooting at them. This was crazy. He knew these guys, they were a little rough sometimes but they were good guys. The guy was desperately trying to start the car and Namjoon rushed ahead, grabbing the side of the window frame to try and stop it, catching his hand on some glass by accident. Ow. "Yo, man! What are you playing at?" He wasn't sure what response he expected.
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Still a major pain in the ass, however.
He knocked again, then called out. "Joon-ah! It's Suga. Can I come in?"
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Namjoon had showered, gotten dressed for work and then just lost all drive and laid back down on his bed. He was ready to go, he just didn't want to go. So instead, he was hugging Ryan and watching G-Dragon vids on his phone. He paused the video as Yoongi came in, smiling at him. "Sorry, Suga-hyung... I, uh, I dunno. Work seemed like a lot today. I didn't wanna."
He hugged Ryan even harder. "Work is so ... worky."
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He looked at Namjoon as he hugged his stuffed toy, smiling a little bit before indicated Namjoon's phone. "What are you up to?"
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He really didn't need to share this info but he did it anyway. Because it mattered. "Sit next to me."
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