"That's right! Good I have you to remind me, huh?" Hobi reached for a nice green and added the pit on top, trying to make it look nice. Luckily kids that age had relatively low standards of beautiful drawing, even kids like Jungkook. "How's that?"
Tae snuggled Jimin, glad that Jungkook had stopped crying. "It's a really cute bunny, Kookie."
why are you banned from everything?
jsyk, next time is gonna be different. renegotiated... hope you'll like the results, working on it now
yeah. the real deal. on grindr.
if you have to know, i was making a point to a guy
"It's so cute, you did so good, Kookie!" Jimin praised too as he cling onto Tae, watching Jungkook study the picture and then nodding slowly in approval. Kids were, fortunately, easy to please. Jungkook wiped his eyes and noses with his sleeve.
"Thank you, hyung." He supposed the bunny was just hungry. Huh. "Hungry bunny... I'm hungry too."
I'm a human disaster. I can't cut an onion.
Once I tried to make fried rice, cut my little finger off... like half way! It got stitched back on and you can barely tell now but Jin did faint and bash his head. He still has a scar so he's bitter.
if you're the real deal
prove it and maaaaaybe i'll believe you
and then i'll show you the BEST tribute act of Agust D. Ever.
"Yeah? How about we see if we can't get some food over at your brother's, Jiminie? What do you think?" Hobi smiled and then glanced over at Namjoon. Clearly his friend was busy and, honestly, he could use some alone time. That had been the entire motivation behind this stupid prank.
how the hell would i prove it?
come on, if i wanted to use a celeb to get laid, i'd not use me
Jungkook wanted to sit back down, making grabby hands at the crayons and contently resettling next to Tae, not wear or upset any more. Jimin was very happy to jump up, holding his hand out to Hobi with the biggest smile. "Let's get snacks, hyung! I can tell you back all the snacks I like. I have a list of my favourites. Do you wanna hear it? MooMoo the cow has one too."
His stuffed cow was quite the foodie.
take a picture with a news paper or idk send me your new mix tape
Agust D is hot but rappers tend not to be broadly appealing so you could get away with it, it's an easy ploy.
THE UNPEELING IS ODDLY SEXUAL AND WEIRD EITHER WAY.
i have a kid and i sleep on a couch in a one bedroom apartment and i have five dollars in my account rn. i ain't much of nothing and i am full of stress.
It's not, trust me. You would not believe how weird shit is.
I have an IQ of 148 and I was the top 1% of South Korea
Now I tutor English on the side and raise two five years olds and a three year old. Only one is mine but the other two have to stay nearby cause, well, we have to look after each other here. Too busy. I'm the only one fucked up enough to always be around.
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Tae snuggled Jimin, glad that Jungkook had stopped crying. "It's a really cute bunny, Kookie."
why are you banned from everything?
jsyk, next time is gonna be different. renegotiated... hope you'll like the results, working on it now
yeah. the real deal. on grindr.
if you have to know, i was making a point to a guy
probably gonna end up deleting it soon
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"Thank you, hyung." He supposed the bunny was just hungry. Huh. "Hungry bunny... I'm hungry too."
I'm a human disaster. I can't cut an onion.
Once I tried to make fried rice, cut my little finger off... like half way! It got stitched back on and you can barely tell now but Jin did faint and bash his head. He still has a scar so he's bitter.
if you're the real deal
prove it and maaaaaybe i'll believe you
and then i'll show you the BEST tribute act of Agust D. Ever.
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how the hell would i prove it?
come on, if i wanted to use a celeb to get laid, i'd not use me
that came out weird, whatever, i stand by it
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His stuffed cow was quite the foodie.
take a picture with a news paper
or idk
send me your new mix tape
Agust D is hot but rappers tend not to be broadly appealing so you could get away with it, it's an easy ploy.
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u think im hot?
"I'd love to hear it," Hobi enthused, while getting up and then taking Jimin's hand. "Let's go get snacks. And you two, no fighting!"
Tae looked at them as if there had never been any fighting in the history of the world, eyes big, round and innocent, just nodding in agreement.
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idk why the fuck you think a guy like agust d would swipe yes on an ugly bastard like me but I'm sure you have your reasons, random internet guy
mix tape, send it to me. or tickets to your fanmeet.
"No fighting." Jungkook repeated as he hugged Tae and also looked at Hobi, eyes big, round and innocent. "Kookie loves TaeTae. Why would I fight?"
While those two looked the picture of saints, Jimin babbled on about what kind of sushi his moo cow liked and tried his best to help Hobi.
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plus, your profile made me laugh, tho i guess thats on your friend
i cant send you that, breaks my contract and i literally dont have those tickets, im not selling them
Hobi rolled his eyes, but headed out of the apartment with Jimin, leaving Tae and Jungkook to their cuddling session of innocence.
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then you're not him, tragic
look, dude, you gotta give me something here. Post on twitter something that only I'd know. Oh, post that you can cut an onion.
Tilting his head back, Namjoon watched Hobi leave then looked back at his boys. God, he hoped they'd stay chill and quiet.
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but see, you could have hacked the account? it's not that hard.
I can do it too.
HMMMMMMM
you really should send me some songs ...
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nice try
how the hell can you not cut an onion?
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i don't get it either.
you just cut it like an apple, right? but jin yelled when i did that. and when i tried last time, he cried and made me leave the kitchen.
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all right, this onion tweet is actually hilarious, people are already making conspiracy theories
you hide some hints for stuff and suddenly everythings a hint
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Awww, who is the onion?
GOOD QUESTION
AGUST D, WHO IS YOUR ONION??? TELL ME NOW. Who must you unpeel?
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who knows! myself, maybe
ill unpeel and make you cry
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nah, dude, you don't went to unpeel me.
or date/fuck/whatever people do on here with me.
especially if you're agust d
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tho i guess that sounds kinda suggestive too
but why would especially me not wanna do that with you?
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THE UNPEELING IS ODDLY SEXUAL AND WEIRD EITHER WAY.
i have a kid and i sleep on a couch in a one bedroom apartment and i have five dollars in my account rn. i ain't much of nothing and i am full of stress.
that dude can do better.
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so just roll with it
im here and im talking to u
how old is your kid?
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no lie.
I was so happy, that was such a cheap costume. I just got a tiny face mask and hat.
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that is adorable, now i wish i could send you fan meet tickets
gonna talk to staff
its a bitch tho, i usually cant even get my parents concert tickets
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i'd have to bring his little friends too, i watch them all the time and then my mom would have to come cause he can't be left out.
also i'd need the help
i technically have three kids these days. don't ask me how. they have little dance parties to your music.
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your life sounds way more fake than mine
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I have an IQ of 148 and I was the top 1% of South Korea
Now I tutor English on the side and raise two five years olds and a three year old. Only one is mine but the other two have to stay nearby cause, well, we have to look after each other here. Too busy. I'm the only one fucked up enough to always be around.
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at least the kids sound cute and you got friends, thats cool
ive made my profile invisible cause im interested in talking to you
not in dick pics and crazy stalker threats
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