THE UNPEELING IS ODDLY SEXUAL AND WEIRD EITHER WAY.
i have a kid and i sleep on a couch in a one bedroom apartment and i have five dollars in my account rn. i ain't much of nothing and i am full of stress.
It's not, trust me. You would not believe how weird shit is.
I have an IQ of 148 and I was the top 1% of South Korea
Now I tutor English on the side and raise two five years olds and a three year old. Only one is mine but the other two have to stay nearby cause, well, we have to look after each other here. Too busy. I'm the only one fucked up enough to always be around.
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nice try
how the hell can you not cut an onion?
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i don't get it either.
you just cut it like an apple, right? but jin yelled when i did that. and when i tried last time, he cried and made me leave the kitchen.
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all right, this onion tweet is actually hilarious, people are already making conspiracy theories
you hide some hints for stuff and suddenly everythings a hint
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Awww, who is the onion?
GOOD QUESTION
AGUST D, WHO IS YOUR ONION??? TELL ME NOW. Who must you unpeel?
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who knows! myself, maybe
ill unpeel and make you cry
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nah, dude, you don't went to unpeel me.
or date/fuck/whatever people do on here with me.
especially if you're agust d
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tho i guess that sounds kinda suggestive too
but why would especially me not wanna do that with you?
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THE UNPEELING IS ODDLY SEXUAL AND WEIRD EITHER WAY.
i have a kid and i sleep on a couch in a one bedroom apartment and i have five dollars in my account rn. i ain't much of nothing and i am full of stress.
that dude can do better.
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so just roll with it
im here and im talking to u
how old is your kid?
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no lie.
I was so happy, that was such a cheap costume. I just got a tiny face mask and hat.
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that is adorable, now i wish i could send you fan meet tickets
gonna talk to staff
its a bitch tho, i usually cant even get my parents concert tickets
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i'd have to bring his little friends too, i watch them all the time and then my mom would have to come cause he can't be left out.
also i'd need the help
i technically have three kids these days. don't ask me how. they have little dance parties to your music.
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your life sounds way more fake than mine
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I have an IQ of 148 and I was the top 1% of South Korea
Now I tutor English on the side and raise two five years olds and a three year old. Only one is mine but the other two have to stay nearby cause, well, we have to look after each other here. Too busy. I'm the only one fucked up enough to always be around.
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at least the kids sound cute and you got friends, thats cool
ive made my profile invisible cause im interested in talking to you
not in dick pics and crazy stalker threats
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Who didn't want to be put down... ever... and did not sleep.
I'm so happy to sleep, even if it's on a couch :D
... really? well, uh, whatever you like.
i keep getting dick pics too. how do you turn this shit off?
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i love sleep, i wanna sleep right now
theres an option to make it so no one new can find your profile
then just block the creeps
you got all the D you need right here
...couldn't resist
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aww yeah, potentially not agust d
giving me the d
i'm a lucky boy <3
look, dude, it's been fun talking but my friend is gonna be back in a few with snacks and i need to get the kids set.
still... feel free to message again, i guess. give this mentally tired single dad a social life.
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and say nice greetings to those kiddies ;)