They call me baepsae

[monie]

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[cuminjun]

I'll go over there and let him explain cards to me in my best dumb blond impression

mostly pissy, guessing his defence mechanism when scared

just roughed him up a bit so far, gonna see whether he's worth anything on exchange, else I guess we can torture

[singwoo]

You do pull off that whole vibe well.

Oooh, I love torture, I hope he's a douchebag :D

Seemed really scared when I had him pinned to the floor.... to be fair, I looked horrifying.

[cuminjun]

it's my straight boy trap mode :D

honestly, I'm not sure, I hit him a few times because I was pissed over what they did to you, but it didn't feel very satisfying

probably actually doesn't know much, but whatever, we have to make a point

and yeah, you looked monstrous

[singwoo]

We got to hurt him a little or we haven't scared people enough. Gotta scare them.

He's Jaebum's bae so it'd make a pretty solid point too.

And I did. I don't even remember what happened after the car.

But I can kinda see through my left eye a tiny bit today.

[cuminjun]

I hope Jaebum actually gives a fuck about him, just to make this more satisfying... I can't tell with these scumbags

I had the boys carry you up and then I got you to drink some before I let you sleep

yay, vision!

[singwoo]

Probably not. They're pigs.

So what happened with your father and brother after the chaos?

They're all good, yeah?

[cuminjun]

Yeah, my father's letting me handle it.

only weird thing is that apparently Namjoon got taken home by Min Yoongi

no idea what to make of that

[singwoo]

Huh.

Min Clan leader, yeah?

[cuminjun]

yeeeep

the scary guy who just

well, Min clan, you know what they are like

apparently he liked Namjoon?

[singwoo]

Ah.

Maybe that's good?

Might motivate the kid to get involved.

[cuminjun]

I guess

I don't know

still wary of the Min Clan

remember when we tried to find the tigers?

[singwoo]

oh yeah

biggest disappointment

also they shot at me but mostly no tigers :(

[cuminjun]

I know :(

I still wonder if they got any tigers anywhere

anyway, they are weird and scary, but... I guess maybe it will be good for Namjoonie

[singwoo]

When you rule, let's also get big cats.

I want lions.

And it could be. Maybe just see how it goes. If he gets some experience, some networks, he might not have to do his trial.

[cuminjun]

or cheetahs

yeah... I'll just... I wish I could keep an eye on him, you know?

I wanna look out for him... he was pretty freaked over what happened, he's not used to this shit

[singwoo]

Too fast. I like lions. They're lazy.

I don't know, sorry. I hope my sisters never want me to care about them.

Their lives are exhausting.

I can imagine it scared him a lot. He had a tough first boxing match.

[cuminjun]

fine, lions... or bears... let's get koalas, not actual bears, but they sleep loads

you and your selective caring

it fucking scared me and I'm a lot tougher than joonie-bug

maybe I'll buy him something nice to make up for it

[singwoo]

Oh yeah. And they're scary.

I care about you and your family. Not so much mine. They're too exhausting.

My eomma said hi btw, she came to cry and be dramatic over my injuries today. As I say, exhausting.

Maybe get him a gun? I bet he's probably wishing he had one now. Besides, you never forget your first gun.

[cuminjun]

your eomma is sweet, say hi back, I hope she made you healthy food

I was gonna get him Ryan bed sheets... or a book

but yeah, you got a point, maybe a gun makes more sense and he likes figures, I bet he'd like a beautiful gun too

[singwoo]

She did, it has kale in it. I binned it when she left

Doesn't he have ryan bedsheets?

And get him a fancy gun that'll look amazing and actually works - he'll be safe and probably touched. Also looks like you believe in him.

[cuminjun]

fair enough, what food am I bringing you once I'm done flirting?

of course he has ryan bedsheets

...man, I hope he lets me take him to train, cause I bet he's a lousy shot

but yeah, I will get him a custom designer gun, you know I'm good for that

[singwoo]

TACO BELL

I want tacos.

Please teach him, your brother is so clumsy, he might shoot his toe off.

It's so weird that he's so very good at like one thing and terrible at everything else.

[cuminjun]

so, gonna get you a healthy taco, lots of avocado? :P

I guess it happens

not everyone can be amazing like me :D

[singwoo]

ew, no

don't you dare get me some hippy vegan bullshit. I want good food.

you were also a shit shot at first, to be fair.

[cuminjun]

everyone is a shit shot at first

takes practise

unless you are in Min Murder Clan, I bet their babies hold guns