Yoongi snorted, unable to help it. Such a naive and cute sentiment. Such a very, very heteronormative sentiment too, but he was certain that Jimin didn't think about it that way even remotely. No harm in it, just cute. "I'd have thought your bias would be Taehyung."
Not that he'd actually thought about it, but might as well tease. He finished the current card, fishing for another one with the arm on the side that wasn't occupied by Jimin. "Actual love is different than the concept of it. But I'm sure you'd be a cute girl."
"He's my best friend but I couldn't find him-- like a bias." Attractive, alluring, fascinating. Not that he wasn't fascinated by how weird TaeTae was but to him, the one he liked the most was easily Yoongi. He listened to his music, he loved to watch him perform and he just could talk to him. Not that he was attracted to Yoongi but he would be the one he would be attracted to if he was a girl and wanted to date a hot boy.
"You think so? Aww! I would be. I hope I'd be prettier as a girl." He didn't think he was too pretty right now but maybe as a girl, he'd look way better. "I'm glad I'm not a girl though. I like being a Bangtan boy."
"Probably easier. Being a boy." Not that he'd ever been a girl, obviously, he just imagined. Yoongi didn't want to be a girl. He also really, really didn't want to go down the path of thinking about what member he would date 'if he was a girl'. Ridiculous. He shook his head and focused on the card for a little while, until it might have almost seemed as if he was talking.
"I don't think ARMY could imagine you being any prettier than you already are, Jimin-ah."
"You're sweet." He nuzzled Yoongi's arm and then pulled away, looking down at the cards he had stacked up and swiftly got back to work. "I'm so excited for the event, I can't wait for your fans to see all your hard work. You're going to put us all to shame." That was why he was their bias. He counted his handful of gifts before dropping them gently into the giant box they had already amasses.
"I can go deliver these. I'll need your card and I'll come straight back with it!" He grinned excitedly. "You can trust me, Yoongi-hyung."
"Of course I trust you." Yoongi scribbled his pin code down on a piece of paper, then got his wallet out of his pocket and put the piece of paper together with his bank card, handing both to Jimin and bowing his head slightly. "Thank you, Jimin. For helping with this and just..."
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Not that he'd actually thought about it, but might as well tease. He finished the current card, fishing for another one with the arm on the side that wasn't occupied by Jimin. "Actual love is different than the concept of it. But I'm sure you'd be a cute girl."
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"You think so? Aww! I would be. I hope I'd be prettier as a girl." He didn't think he was too pretty right now but maybe as a girl, he'd look way better. "I'm glad I'm not a girl though. I like being a Bangtan boy."
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"I don't think ARMY could imagine you being any prettier than you already are, Jimin-ah."
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"I can go deliver these. I'll need your card and I'll come straight back with it!" He grinned excitedly. "You can trust me, Yoongi-hyung."
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He trailed off, gesturing vaguely. "Thank you."