Good hyunging 101

[kangawoo]

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to Ten

[cuminjun]

hey bae

you wanna come hang in a gigantic mansion?

[cutedevil]

YES :D

Please. Yes.

[cuminjun]

come over :D sent you the address

things have been weird here, but the kids are cute

especially taetae, he's like

dipped into sugar sweet

[cutedevil]

Are those the adorable baby cousins?

Taehyung and Jiho, right?

And their evil hyung.

I am on my way now, btw!

[cuminjun]

yep, they are precious

I'm trying to get through to the evil one, making some progress

he apologised to his baby brother for almost killing him and he bought him and his brother toys

you don't get it, this is huge

these boys have NEVER owned toys

[cutedevil]

.........

What kind of fucked up universe is this?

Also he almost KILLED one of them?

ALSO ALSO ... no toys? :(

[cuminjun]

yeah, he threw him against a wall

that was when he originally texted me

that's why I left you hanging like that

he just texted me that he'd killed tae

but tae is fine, concussion and bruised ribs and he's recovering from the flu, but fine

but yeah, my uncle had fucked up ideas and he completely lost it after my father left

[cutedevil]

Shouldn't we remove the two kids from the crazy, violent older one?

I could get my parents to pay for more... law... stuff.

And then we could get the kids somewhere safe and pay for their shelter and protection.

I don't want any kids hurt.

[cuminjun]

this is a different world, bae, I told you that

the reason my family left this country is because my uncle would have killed us

we can't just take the kids away

[cutedevil]

Then I'll come and love them.

And kick your butthead cousin's ass if i have to.

I'm feisty :| your appa said so.

[cuminjun]

yeah, hey, I am getting through to my cousin

tonight we are gonna watch a Star Wars movie

he used to love Star Wars

[cutedevil]

Woah. Nerd Alert.

I'll just come and cuddle the tiny boys until nerd time.

Then I'll go clubbing <3

[cuminjun]

sounds good to me... maybe I can join you after nerd time... if it looks safe

hey, can you cook?

I can't, but these boys need feeding

I can order food again, I guess

[cutedevil]

I can cook, stop ordering junk for the tiny boys.

I'll make you some nice food <3

I can't make a lot but I can make three dishes really well and I can probably just vary then a little if I have to.

My Khuṇỳā will be proud of me

[cuminjun]

I ordered noodles and sushi, not junk!

although junk is soooo good sometimes

I love thai food :D you are the best

I wanna make out with you

[cutedevil]

Soon, I'm stuck in traffic <3

Can we make out around your cousins?

[cuminjun]

well... they would probably think it's icky

also you'll be distracted by the cuteness

I'll be denied

I suffer

[cutedevil]

Okay how about

We make out for fifteen minutes, you introduce me and then in an hour, we go off and make out again <3

And that way, I can't deny you kissing time.

[cuminjun]

yes.

fair and just

my most beautiful Ten

also my cousin is so cute and keeps touching my tattoos

they are both a bit... like, Tae for example is supposedly really damn sharp, IQ-wise, but they are lacking some love and all that, so they are a bit behind in other ways

you'll see what I mean

[cutedevil]

I'll just have to love them a lot. And show them my tattoos as well. Though we NEVER EVER tell my eomma and appa I got them or I will be disowned SO fast.

Remember, we have to get as much cash as possible. I'm hoping I can stall out until my wedding day.

Also I'm here and there's a lot of big, scary guys so I'm scared. Come get me <3

[cuminjun]

Minjun opened the door and held it, calling out an order to the men. They were still Dark Dragons and while Kangwoo was ranked above him, Minjun had authority. They stood aside and Minjun got to wrap an arm around Ten's waist and pull him inside. "See? I'm totally respected around here. How hot am I?"

He laughed and kissed Ten. Only been one night, but he had still missed him.

[cutedevil]

"You dork." Ten teased softly as he hastily started kissing Minjun, pushing him against the wall to get some proper make out time in. Yes, they were in the hallway and this was not the best place to make out but to be fair, Kangwoo wasn't around and he'd fired so much of his staff, it was easy to get away with it.

When Ten felt less like he desperately needed to make out, he linked arms with Minjun and smiled. "My bae is so powerful. So cute. I'm a lucky boy."

[cuminjun]

"Oh yeah. Fuck, you have no idea." Minjun kissed Ten's neck, lingering just a moment longer so they could catch up a little more. And so that he could catch his breath. "It's been insane. People are pushing for me to take over, push out Kangwoo. This is part of why I need to be here, united front. If Kangwoo loses foothold, the two boys are likely targets too. I'm doing politics here... I told you, Korea would be intense for us."

[cutedevil]

"It's very Game of Thrones. I'm into it. I also don't think I want you to be like a big top rolling gangster, not great - you should stay accessible. To me." Besides, the cousin he talked about sounded crazy and dangerous. He didn't want that guy attacking Minjun or trying to go after him, his bae needed to be safe.

"Besides, we have to protect the tiny kids." Naturally. "Good for PR."

[cuminjun]

"Yeah, that's the reason." Minjun laughed, rolling his eyes as he led Ten further into the place. "My real goal is to get rid of Kangwoo's bad influences and get through to the Star Wars nerd I knew as a kid. He's not a bad guy, he's just... Well, we talked about it."

He didn't really have any secrets from Ten. "Now here we go. That's TaeTae's room, the boys are in there."

Minjun opened the door and Tae looked up, holding the wookie and playing with his weird train, while also telling his brother a story. He was silent now, because there was someone new and he wasn't sure whether to be scared.

"Jiho, TaeTae, this is Ten," Minjun introduced, "He's my boyfriend. He's still learning Korean, but he is really nice."