This life is all wrong for you, ddaeng

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[cutedevil]

"You're ridiculously beautiful. You're just not very forward. Pick a guy and go for him. Hobi avoided me at first, gave me nothing... then I seduced him and soon I was tied up in the back of his car. It's all about being cunning." At least, it was for Ten. He shrugged though, unsure how to explain Jimin. "Jimin is just like... I dunno, he loves everyone. I think people return it. I can't explain Jimin."

He was just someone people wanted to love.

"I'll help you get a guy. It's about the only thing I'm good at."

[vante]

"...yeah, I don't think I really want to be tied up in the back of someone's car?" Tae said it slowly, just putting that out there. "I am forward. I'm way too forward, people find me annoying. Anyway, it's not hard to get a guy that you can do stuff with. You're not the only one who's been on the street sucking dick." Not that he was proud of it, but still. "I used to get my drugs that way too. But it doesn't really... I mean, I'm a gangster now, right?"

Tae didn't seem particularly gangster while sipping his mocktail and asking the question, but on days when he didn't recover from a beating, he had the vibe down. "I don't know how to hit on a guy as this me. Do I tie people up? I don't even have a car yet."

[cutedevil]

"That's not your vibe. Your vibe is like... unobtainable beauty. Work it. Just act like no one else can have you and eventually, people will want you. Seriously, just, don't give people want they want for once. If someone asks you to do something, say they should do something else first. The more you're unobtainable, the more they want you." Tae looked unique and rare, something that people would want but he tended to play the annoying brother role instead of the handsome man role. He supposed that was part of Tae's charm but he didn't know how to get that across to him.

"Please don't tie people up unless you know what you're doing. It's so hard to master and lack of circulation?" He showed his wrists, the bruises only now starting to fade. "It hurts."

[vante]

"Unobtainable beauty?" Tae laughed, surprised at the words and not complaining, but wow. He ruffled his own hair and just kept smiling, because this was entertaining. He kind of wanted to tell Namjoon, just to see his face upon learning that from now on Tae was going to go for an unobtainable beauty vibe. "We should go out together some time, go to Jungkook's club when I stop looking like this. You can help me be unobtainable."

Well, he clearly needed coaching. "So, tying someone up isn't easy? I guess I'll have to learn eventually, for business." Although he figured that was different. "Is Hobi good at it?"

[cutedevil]

"Hobi is the best at it. Holy shit, his handiwork is amazing. I have hung from some things, you know?" With a playful smile, he winked at Tae and then nodded his head, very agreeable. "We will, if you guys are cool with me coming. I'd like to do something good for you guys. I owe you a nice boy. Lemme handle it, Tae hyung!"

With a grin, he reached out and gently touched Tae, just to confirm it was okay. That he could do that. "When you guys are next free, text me. I promise nothing dodgy will happen this time. I'd sooner die."

[vante]

"I don't know if Jimin is going to come, he's kind of needy right now. All about Min Yoongi." Tae didn't really blame him, but he just had to roll his eyes anyway. "I'll ask him though. And I'd give Jungkook a heads up, so we can get proper treatment."

Tae held up a victory sign, since that was easier than thumbs up. "Hey. I'm glad you didn't die. I asked about it when I woke up. I didn't want you to be dead. I mean it."