This life is all wrong for you, ddaeng

[mochim]

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[bluemold]

I gave him them

I'd hope he'd be smarter than make up a lie about me giving him something if he stole them

[jungkool]

That's what I assumed.

He was worried I wouldn't believe him.

How come you got him such expensive earrings??

[bluemold]

Not surprising. We almost killed them last time they stole.

How expensive do you think they are?

Just a test.

[jungkool]

God damn it, I'm so bad at this compared to you!

Around 4000-6000?

It's around 10k and with the gemstone, it's got to be pricey.

[bluemold]

Priced at 6k, I got them for 5k. You're getting better, Kookie.

14 karat yellow gold, yellow diamonds

they look nice, don't they?

[jungkool]

They look amazing! They're cute on him.

He's cute.

Are you... do you want to date him?

[bluemold]

No.

I like to look at something pretty. No harm in that.

[jungkool]

Point.

He likes you a lot, I can tell. He kept asking me questions about you. I think he has a crush.

[bluemold]

what did he ask?

[jungkool]

If you're single.
What you like
What you don't like
What your job is
How old you are.

[bluemold]

...shouldn't he know what my damn job is?

anyway, what did you tell him I like and don't like? I wonder what I like too

[jungkool]

He wanted more specifics. What a mob boss does, you know? I told him I didn't know. I didn't feel like explaining.

I said you liked sleeping and hated being awake.

[bluemold]

good, it's none of his business

sounds about right, I can't wait for this asshole to finish yammering on, then I'm going home to sleep

and I already have Min Holly in my bed, that's all I need

you're supposed to set Namjoon up, not me

[jungkool]

I'm on it. I found a doctor, a ceo and a restaurant owner. all of which had dealt with us before. so. that's an in.

i'll finalise my selection and send you the deets tomorrow?

[bluemold]

excellent

then we can figure out a way to make them meet that isn't obvious, because Namjoon will either refuse or fuck it up