"Can't imagine we have that much competition for that title." Yoongi let Jungkook lean against him, though he resisted the urge to wrap an arm around him. However, he did eventually reach out and pet his hair a little. He supposed it couldn't hurt to show affection, they weren't in public and Jungkook had definitely earned it. "Remember not to let it slip that Tae and Jimin are still alive. It's best if people think they are dead. For now."
He exhaled slowly, leaning his head back. "You should help me find Namjoon a date."
"I won't tell anyone." He knew when business was serious and he knew how to keep it down. He smirked a little and laughed, his laugh not overly pleasant. "Oh yeah, let's find Namjoon a pretty boyfriend!" They all knew Namjoon was gay, it was pretty damn obvious. And Jungkook was pretty excited. "Let's make him a grindr."
"I want to find him someone to date, not just get him laid. He could do that by himself. Maybe." It was a bit questionable, Namjoon wasn't the best at intentionally flirting. But he'd pulled before, so he wasn't saying it was impossible. "He wants someone more normal. Vanilla. Not part of the business, anyway." He just knew Namjoon needed a break from the violence sometimes.
"So he wants a nice normal guy? A nice normal guy who's probably rich and handsome." Just saying. He doubted that Namjoon cared but they did. They didn't want Namjoon to just date some losers. Screw that. "Let's make him a dating profile and find someone nice and normal. Then he can play house when he's not playing gangster."
"I don't know if he has any idea what he wants, but that's what I think he wants. Someone sweet, someone he can have a conversation with. Someone I can have a conversation with, by preference, because I wanted to shoot that last loser." Which wasn't really the best way to get Namjoon hooked up. "Namjoon won't want to lie though, so the boy needs to be okay with this side of things too. More reason for someone rich, they're all crooked anyway. And look-wise, sure. He always says he doesn't care, but you know he is weak for a pretty face. Shallow ass."
"Let's see if we can find a corrupt, sexy young CEO to seduce for him. That's basically a home run for him." He smiled over at Yoongi, determined to find the right sort of guy for Namjoon. Even if it killed them. "I bet we can do it, can't be that hard. I'll start researching tonight! I'll tell you what I find." Because that was the most fun job he'd had in a long time. "This is going to be fun."
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He exhaled slowly, leaning his head back. "You should help me find Namjoon a date."
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