My younger self where even tears falling down were beautiful

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[bluemold]

thats bullshit, older kids can be cute

you are still cute

why the hell did you leave one shoe at my place? how did you go home? maybe you need adopting

[monie]

I just left a spare pair of trainers... and accidentally took one shoe with me but the point is, I left a pair. I'll bring the other shoe back

I just wanted to

Leave them there

In case.

[bluemold]

ok that makes slightly more sense than you leaving wearing one shoe

in case of what?

[monie]

I dunno. Just. In case. Whatever. Casual. I'm casual.

Hey, so

I saw a hot guy today.

[bluemold]

yeah? casually?

where you see him?

[monie]

at

my apartment

's

store

I MEAN THE STORE NEXT TO THE APARTMENT

we were both shopping for... bran.

[bluemold]

damn, seems like all the hot guys are out looking for some bran

bet that guy wasnt as hot as you

also wtf is bran?

[monie]

It's a cereal. It helps you keep regular.

Not that I need to... I'm efficient but... I like bran. It's fibre...ful.

He was pretty hot. We both bonded over bran.

not cause we discussed toilet habits but cause we both like a healthy breakfast.

[bluemold]

well

glad you're taking good care of that

and so is your bran buddy

what's his name?

[monie]

Erm

Brandy.



As a surname! Cause he's definitely Korea.

Jisoo. Brandy Jisoo. We laughed about how similar his name was to bran.

[bluemold]

is he half american or something? weird name

do you always just talk to people in the cereal aisle?

[monie]

He's half American, yeah.

I just kind of ... thought he was hot and we had a shared interest. I figured why not make a move. You know. I'm young. Casual. I have no colon issues.

Just to make sure you understand that. I even had a check up. I don't need bran for that. I'm fine.

[bluemold]

wait what

you made a move?

on him, not your colon

good to know thats fine

[monie]

Erm, well, I mean

Like

I moved. Towards him. I don't. I mean. We don't... have a ... a proper ... thing.

Not that I'm pressuring you!!!!

I just wanted some bran, OKAY?

[bluemold]

i see

so

are you gonna eat bran at your place and im stuck here with your one shoe?

[monie]

I mean i have three shoes so

are you okay???

you seem upset???

is the shoe an issue?

[bluemold]

ok

how would u feel if i told u i made a move on a hot guy i had a lot in common with at the store by my apartment?

[monie]

uh



i mean


bad

[bluemold]

so

have fun with bran

[monie]

WAIT NO

I'LL BUY YOU COME BRAN.

[bluemold]

c u