Namjoon can't even

[monie]

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[monie]

EMERGENCY

EVERYTHING IS WRONG

I RAN INTO YOONGI.

[cuminjun]

oh no

is he okay? did you hurt him?

[monie]

No, why would I hurt him?

He's fine. He's a police officer now.

[cuminjun]

...really?

seems like only yesterday that he was a kitten

[monie]

...

The real yoongi, not my cat!!!

[cuminjun]

I wanna see the kitty in a police hat! :D

but okay, real yoongi

what's he look like then?

[monie]

He doesn't like hats. He's not a hat cat.

And I don't know.

Short, thin, pale.

Handsome with burning, bright eyes.

[cuminjun]

...so he's a vampire?

I mean, come on, that just sounds like a vampire

you looked at his fingers?

[monie]

maybe he's a vampire... But unlikely.

Sunlight and all.

Erm, no, why?

[cuminjun]

any rings? gotta check for that wedding ring, joonie, come on!

did you ask him out?

[monie]

I didn't look. I doubt he's married, being gay and all.

No, I didn't. He hates me so it'd be stupid.

[cuminjun]

he could have a beard, happens

or maybe he's bi, anyway, you should look

why would he hate you?! he was INTO you, in a MAJOR way

[monie]

Cause he confessed his love and kissed me.

So I ignored him for a week and a half, made out with a girl and he left the fucking city.

[cuminjun]

I mean

just to put that into perspective, he didn't choose to leave, that was his parents moving

because you were teenagers

teenagers do dumb things, like you did

especially closeted teenagers

[monie]

I broke his heart.

I could see it in his eyes.

He wanted me to leave.

I know I don't usually get people but I get Yoongi. He wasn't happy to see me.

So ... I won't approach.

[cuminjun]

all right, all right

maybe sleep on it, yeah?

I mean

you broke both your hearts

[monie]

Didn't break my heart.

I'm fine.

Very happy. Got my cat.

[cuminjun]

riiiiight

what's your cat's name again?

[monie]

It's a coincidence.

It's the name he told me.

Originally I called him Meowington.

[cuminjun]

Oh, come on

you know that's not it

I know other moments when I heard that name from you

when I really didn't want to hear it

you perv :P

[monie]

Shh.

I'm done talking with you.

Tell eomma I'm fine, healthy and doing well.

See you later.

[cuminjun]

see you later, pervy bro