"Oh... great, you matched me with a guy pretending to be Min Yoongi." Was he supposed to be impressed? "I'm not going to date some sad weirdo who is just using his pictures. Look at that picture? It's a freaking model pic." Shaking his head at how naive Hobi was, he looked back at the kids and made sure they were sharing nicely. It was important to keep on top of that or they'd have another 'block incident' on their hands.

Those were ugly days. "Swipe or click or whatever, just make sure it's a no and then please delete my profile and delete all the selfies you collected of me."