"Oh yeah, basketball. Okay, I'll be your cheerleader first. I'll find some pompoms." He let that hang so Yoongi could ponder whether or not it was going to be real. He stood up and sighed, shaking his head a little. "Straight romcoms have gotten wild, right? I watched one recently and man, they're grasping to be outsiders. Tall, too pretty, too undead, too straight... it's a tough life."

With an amused little grin, he reached out and ruffled Yoongi's hair. "I'll cut you the effort and meet you at the basketball court. I'll be on the bleachers, checking out all the hot boys in tight shorts."