Hobi looked at Namjoon with a helpless shrug, then he crouched down opposite him and Kangwoo and decided that a chant might do it. He knew the keywords by now. "Ba-na-na! Ba. Na. Na! Ba! Na! Na!"

He made some monkey sounds for good measure, then continued on. "Banana! Banana! Bababa. Nanana! Bababa! Nanana!"

What a great song he had just invented.