"Ah. Smart! It won't look obvious, will it? I don't want it to be too obvious that I spilled my drink." He anxiously darted his eyes around the room before not at all casuall doing as Yoongi said, just making it to his feet and almost to freedom when he heard Kangwoo. Urgh, Baek Kangwoo. The worst.

"Why is your chair soaked? Fuck, it's dripping." Kangwoo laughed and kicked Namjoon's chair. He suffered this fate, his chair was behind Kangwoo's foot... cause his desk was there. "What did you do? Have another accident."

"I was sick." Namjoon huffed. "And no, I didn't. There's a leak above my desk because no one will listen to the health and safety report I completed about the schools water system. I once saw lime come straight out of the tap. Water shouldn't be cloudy." So there. He turned and looked at Yoongi, jerking his head towards the door. "If you'll excuse us, we have places to be."

"Gonna go suck each other's dicks?"