"Yeah, I'm a grown up. I'm your appa." Damn. This was probably a really dumb idea, but if he could now keep Namjoon from calling the cops, he might be able to keep this up long enough to... To get a job, he supposed. He turned to open one of the cupboards and found a bucket, filling it so he could start cleaning the floor, as promised.

"Hey, Jungkookie, can you tell me your eomma's name?" He should maybe know that if he was going to fake all of this. Although he had no idea how to proceed. Damn, he'd need papers for Jungkook and... No, this really likely wouldn't work, but he could try. It was better than burning, right?