"As long as I don't have to freestyle. You know I hate freestyle." Namjoon joked as he tried his best to smile, feeling a bit rattled and nervous. He was given guidelines of what to do by the kidnappers and he tried to take note of them all, a little tongue tied and anxious by the time the camera was turned on.

Shit, how did he do this? "Hi, I'm Rap Monster... Namjoon." Oh boy, this was already fucking up. "Sorry, I didn't know how to intro myself." Why was he now telling the kidnapper. Ohhh no, this was -- he had to breath. "I'm requesting the sum these men desire for the return of our lives. Myself, Jimin, Jin and Suga. This guy." He nodded his head towards Suga. "He did the rap part of Boys in Luv. Good song, not loving the concept but stay tuned cause my next album is going to be way more experimental. I read this, uh, this book... any of you guys ever read Demian?"

Why was he babbling? Why did he suck?