"Woah, I'm not -- I'm not staying. I don't do Christmas. I've never celebrated it. Hence why I have no presents but myself." He slipped off his shoes and coat for now but no, he was not sticking around. Family? Kids? Urgh. Gross. He ruffled Tae's hair and then tried to move away from the children, wiping his hands on his pants. He paused in front of Yoongi and frowned, assessing him for a moment before it clicked who he was and how he knew him. From the video. "Oooh. Big dick."

"Ten! You -- You can't say that to him. Or with kids in the room!" Why? Why was this happening? "That's not what we want them to hear."

"Oh. Okay? Sorry." Ten wasn't sure how to make Namjoon stop glaring so he just kind of guessed what was wrong and attempted an apology, looking down at the kids. "Big dicks are fine, they don't make you a freak. We're all special in our own way. Body positivity is important."

"Oh my God, stop saying that word." Namjoon rubbed his temple and gave Hobi a look. Why was this the man he loved.