"He's not dodgy. He's just busy, he can't help that. And rappers have to have swag, it doesn't mean they're bad people. Me and Hobi were rappers when you met us and you know how sweet we are. Hobi is literal sunshine." And the devil but that wouldn't help his argument. "You don't have to love him but don't be all weird. You know, the way you get."

"Mom mode." Jimin agreed with a nod before putting on a high pitch voice and flailing his arms like Jin always did when he was mad. "Put your shoes away, it's not a barn!"

"Yeah, basically that. Please, God, don't yell at Agust D." Namjoon begged, now clean and no longer dripping.