"Santa has a time machine, Kookie! He always has time. Right?" Tae looked at Namjoon, rather disconcerted, but mostly over his little friend's lack of excitement. He knew how Santa worked, he had discussed it with his brother for a long time. Alien with a time machine, that was the gist, although it was of course more complicated.

Yoongi frowned and crouched down, looking at Jungkook. "Santa might be very busy, you're right. But do you want to know a secret?"

He looked around and then lowered his voice, making sure they couldn't be overheard by anyone outside the room. A secret, after all. "When Santa is busy, there are elves who take over for him. And I got an in with some of the elves, you know? They like my music, I got them tickets to a concert last time I was in Russia, we had a great time. So I think I can make sure that they won't be too busy for us."