"I do charity stuff. Maybe you can help me find more stuff I should donate to? But right now I'd like to very generously donate to the making my boyfriend look cool cause." Hey, he had needs too. "Definitely need new pants too." Well, Namjoon had a fine ass. He would comment on that, but he couldn't do that around Tae. "Tell you what, you let me buy you whatever we want without protest today and then I'll donate double that amount to some... crab foundation."

"Hyung loves crabs!" Tae smiled, surprised at how it all worked out so neatly, not realising that this was what Yoongi had been going for. "Look, hyung, such a cool coincidence!"