"They really love you. Probably mine and Hobi's fault. We play you all the time. When we were studying for our exams, we just used to play your mix tape and lament our lack of sleep. Me and TaeTae listened to you everywhere. The bus, school, 7eleven." Namjoon moved in closer with Taehyung but he tried to keep a distance, not wanting to make it hard for Tae because he knew the other was a little nervous sometimes, especially around older males. It was a habit they'd both built up. "It's really good of you to take care of your little fans, yeah?"

Namjoon bowed in appreciation. Even if it was an act, he was being very sweet to them.

Jimin sat up a little, dared himself and swiftly, he kissed Yoongi's cheek. Giggling mischievously, he hopped off his lap before he could be told off. "We can date! Date no one else. Except Namjoon-hyung. He's lonely." Hurrying over to Hobi, he held out his arms, excited to tell him all about his new boyfriend.

Namjoon blushed. "What? I'm not!"

"Joonie needs to get laid." Jungkook had heard Hobi say it and yes, of course, this was the exact moment he decided to repeat it. Namjoon could have died right then and there. He huffed out a defeated laugh.

"Thanks, kids. Really boosting my ego."