"Yeah? How about we see if we can't get some food over at your brother's, Jiminie? What do you think?" Hobi smiled and then glanced over at Namjoon. Clearly his friend was busy and, honestly, he could use some alone time. That had been the entire motivation behind this stupid prank.

how the hell would i prove it?

come on, if i wanted to use a celeb to get laid, i'd not use me

that came out weird, whatever, i stand by it