"You are just no fun. Seriously, you could just troll the guy! What's your issue?" Hobi shook his head, sighing. "You are acting way too grown up, Namjoon. Where's the guy who stuffed my bra so I could pretend to be your mother at parent teacher night?! All I've done for you and you won't even talk to fake Agust D for me."

Such a shame, such betrayal. Hobi sighed heavily and his phone vibrated, so he showed it to Namjoon.

professionals take better pictures than I do
you didn't take those pictures of you either
cute tho

"Look! Agust D thinks you're cute."