"Well, remember the other day, when you agreed with me that you really need to get laid?" Seemed like a neutral enough terminology to use about the kids, so Hobi didn't bother censoring himself. And, yes, Namjoon's agreement might not have, in fact, been an agreement. "I started taking some nice pictures of you when you weren't looking, made you a good profile and put you on grindr."

Hobi shrugged his shoulders. "So far, so good." No, he saw no problem whatsoever with what he'd done this far.