"Uh-huh. Don't worry, I don't think you're about to explore your foot fetish with me when you've got K-drama doctor tied to your bed." Well, it was literally true, so whatever. Might as well tease him about it, the situation was so absurd. "Now, K-drama doctor in converse highs, maybe that's the thing to bring it all together."

This had to be the most specific fetish he'd ever heard about. "Weirdo."