"Are you fucking kidding me? Man. If I had one day in the world to do anything, I'd go meet the guy who made converse highs and thank him for giving me this gift, you know? Fuck chanel and McQueen. There ain't anyone who doesn't look fine in converse highs and --" As he turned around to make his point, he looked down at Yoongi's shoes, looked back up.

And then he blushed furiously and turned away.

"... I forgot guys wear them. Fuck off." Whatever. He wasn't hitting on Yoongi. "They're just hot. I got, uh, I got a thing for it. It's not a creepy sex thing but I just like them."