"...you think I'd beat the shit outta you with one hand? Who the fuck do you think I am?" Honestly, the assumption was almost flattering. "And of course I can be your hyung. Stupid kid."

Just to get that thing in there one time. Yoongi paused for a moment at Namjoon's baffling questions, just staring at him in utter confusion. "What?" It was times like this, he could see how he was crazy. Well, and this entire situation, but mostly...

Never mind that Yoongi was wearing converse highs right now, they were good work shoes, but whatever. "That's the most stupid thing I've ever heard. Who cares about that? Just get shoes that are easy to take off."