"Yeah, well, I'm older than you, you stupid kid." Whatever, he didn't feel like not insulting him right now, although he obviously knew that Namjoon wasn't stupid. Actually, no, he thought he was an absolute idiot, he just happened to be intelligent. Apparently those were very far from mutually exclusive. "You ever heard about privacy? You can't just go through my stuff without asking, asshole."

He'd have liked to flip him off, but since that wasn't an option he poked his tongue out and demonstratively looked to the side. He might have said more, but the walkie clicked on and Hobi responded.

"Jungkook's fine. TaeTae and him are crying to each other. 'm sitting outside. It's really boring."