"Come on! You can't do this alone, I want to bitch about guys too." Because he assumed that's what they really needed to do here, if the sound of Jimin's voice was anything to go by. Maybe Suga had cheated on him? That seemed about right, given the level of heartbreak clearly involved here.

"I got ice cream. If you don't let me in, it will melt. Uneaten." And wasn't that the most tragic of all?