"He thought my shoes were weapons. Why would they be weapons?" It didn't even make sense. "He seems dumb." Primitive, sure, but hey. There could be primitive dumbasses and primitive geniuses. Of course he would meet the former. "He has those markings all over, are they like tattoos? That can't be hygienic, however they apply those."

Why that was the first thought that popped into his mind, he didn't know.