"Are you seducing me cause I know I had the weird waffle dream but ... I ain't into you." Even so, he huffed out a sigh and closed his eyes, trying to refocus. He took a breath and tried not to feel stupid... but he did feel stupid. He'd rather try to read that stand here, eyes closed, his best friend touching his chest.

"...What do I do now? If you kiss me, I will punch you."