"I'm not lazy. You are dumb." Not exactly the most spirited comeback, but his head hurt and so did his left thumb, a lot. He looked down to check on his hands, remembering dislocating his thumbs to accomplish pretty much nothing. He was not in any hurry to repeat that trick, it was a lot easier to read about than do himself.

"What happened? When are we?" ...wait. "I mean. How much time passed? Not that we time travelled. I'm guessing."