"If you ever call yourself my bff again, I will kill you." Yoongi just thought he would inform him of that, even though the whole thing mostly just made him roll his eyes and worry that he'd get a BFF bracelet any day now.

Whatever else he might have said, he forgot all about it when Jimin just went ahead and said that. Tae coughed, choking on nothing, his eyes wide. Yoongi's face was a lot harder to read, but finally he just shook his head.

"I don't care what you do in the bedroom." He breathed out through his nose slowly, then turned to Namjoon. "Anything else or can we go?" Namjoon had been the one eager to check up on them. He should have waited outside.