"No guy fucks me as hard as you do, Soohyun. You're something special." Eh, kinda dime a dozen and the way he spoke to him became more and more irksome. Which was, worryingly, kind of a turn on. Okay, so he liked humiliation and name calling but only in bed. Being called an idiot, sissy or girl outside of this headspace? Just annoying.

"Why do you care so much about the others? Are you jealous or worried that I like them more? Aww, that's so cute."

Namjoon grinned like a dork, harmless and unassuming. He put his arms behind his head. "Lovers may be enemies but they never can be friends because there must always be a spice of jealousy and a something of Self in all their speculations." Well. He was still a nerd. "Byron was somewhat of an expert."