"I dunno. Guys who tend to be jerks give a lot of red flags. You don't give any. I mean you're a jerk but not in the jerk way that Soohyun is." Clearly Namjoon thought about these things. He kind of had to these days. He finished off his drink and set the glass down, standing up and leaning down so he could whisper in Yoongi's ear, making himself heard over the music.

"Soohyun-hyung is an arrogant, brainless moron who thinks with his dick and has a lot of internalised homophobia. Which is why he calls me a girl all the time but when I'm wear women's panties, he comes harder and faster." Namjoon licked his lips and smiled playfully. "He's an asshole but ... an asshole has many uses."