"Soohyun is a dick. Nice muscles though." Well, credit where credit was due. Hobi kissed Namjoon back and then laughed at the name suggestion. "Suga, eh? I like it, let's roll with it."

There was something very funny about calling someone who had probably trained extensively to be able to kill and hurt a lot of people something sweet like that, so Hobi liked it. He'd always been a bit twisted like that. He kissed Namjoon again to keep him from talking and this time he was a little too eager to keep teasing, instead going all the way and fucking him until they were both spent.

Hobi rolled off Namjoon unto his back, smirking as he looked at him. "You should call in Suga, I'm too lazy to untie you."

He was joking. Mostly.