"Soohyun said I was like a stick figure the other day. Like. Lanky. He's such a dick." Which, to be fair, was his appeal. Their father's worked close together and they had amazing sex. Too bad he always talked down to him. Really killed the mood. "I like listening to you more. You don't talk a lot of bullshit."

Leaning forward, he stole a small kiss because he wanted to. He wanted to kiss those lips and be loved. "I wonder if my new guard will think I'm pretty... I keep forgetting his name. I'll have to give him one I'll remember." Namjoon pulled a face, thinking it over. "Suga. Cause he's all sweet and pale!"